I’m running so far behind on my projects I’ve neglected my blog. I apologize. Guess what one of my New Year’s resolutions will be. I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanakkah, Happy Holidays, please take your pick. Also, accept some wishes I have for you this Holiday Season.
May all your jams be grape or strawberry, not traffic.
When people refer to you as loaded, let them be describing your financial condition or at worst your sobriety, not your underpants.
May your participles never dangle.
May the candy bar you get from the vending machine never have a worm in it.
May you never ask, “What did that sign say?” as you turn in the opposite direction the arrow points.
For my men friends … May your ‘plumbers crack’ never exceed one inch.
For my lady friends … May all you learned in geometry come to mind as you bend over to take a drink at a water fountain … while wearing a mini-skirt.
May you always be sure there are prices on the menu before you volunteer to pick up the check.
May you be fortunate enough to not be a Cleveland Browns fan.
May you get that wish you’re making for this coming year … and be smart enough to know what that wish might bring.
Ladies, when you rush into a restroom, disrobing as you go, you may wish to notice if there are urinals before baring everything. (or vice versa for men)
May you have enough time to visit http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com and read my annual Christmas story.
May you be fortunate enough to attend a great writers conference this year like the Unicorn Writers Conference in March.
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